There are some games
You really shouldn't play
Sometimes it's best
Just to stay away!

It's always best to
Listen to your mum!
You wouldn't want to fall
And hurt your bum!

I don't wanna tell you what to do
Cuz in the end it's up to you
But at the risk of sounding like a nut
There's just some games you don't play with your butt!

If you do the outcome
Could be bad
Unless, of course, you're
Raving rabid mad!