Who do you have to know
To get featured on YouTube?
How low do you have to go
To make it really big?

What do you have to do
To bask within the spot light?
Could you give us all a clue
How to make the featured page?

Don't accuse me of jealousy
It's just my curiosity

Is there a secret code
Or maybe it's a handshake?
What do you have to do
To make the featured page?