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Polar Bears Love Santa The most dangerous predator roaming around the Artic is the polar bear. In fact, polar bears are one of the few species of bears that actively hunt humans. So, this brings up the question of what did Santa Claus do to protect himself from polar bears? Well, it's a little known fact that Santa Claus at one time employeds grizzly bears to protect him from vicious polar bears. In fact, Santa had a small army of grizzlies standing guard around his house at all times. For many years this seemed to work since polar bear encounters are far and few between in the Artic. However, eventually a small group of polar bears noticed Santa's house and decided to see if there was anything good to eat inside. Although the grizzly bears managed to escape, the same can't be said about Santa. This song tells the sad tale of Santa's demise. |
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Lyrics:
Polar bears love Santa
Santa's grizzly army
A scrumptious Christmas dinner |