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Principal Pigface

      This totally fictional account of a dysfunctional school district is absolutely and completely made up and any similarity to actual people or events is completely coincidental. After all, there is no way that the dumbest and most disrespected person on a staff could be promoted to principal despite the fact that she had no administrative credential. And there's no way that a dozen or so employees would quit in disgust as a result or that there would be any other issues such as embezzlement or nepotism going on. I mean that sort of situation would only be possible in a South Park episode or maybe an upcoming Black Turtle book!

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Lyrics:

Incompetence personified
Totally unqualified
All the students know her as
Principal Pigface

Nepotism should not be allowed
But some school boards are lost in a cloud

Friends and family is the plan
Under this small town Taliban
All the students know her as
Principal Pigface


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