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Tampon Tim and Kondom Kammy

      Is it "childish" or childless" cat lady or does it even matter? And what is all this talk about tampons in the boys' restroom? Weird wacky wackos are running things nowadays and so we have all sorts of craziness going on just about anywhere you look. How did things get so bizarre? Who has perpetrated such insane and degerate policies? The rest of the world is laughing at us and we are about to make ourselves a footnote in history: "The once great United States of America - The country which deluded itself into irrelevance, incompetence, and impotence, and as a result went from being highly respected and admired to nothing more than the object of highly deserved derision and ridicule." Is it too late to Make America Great Again?

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Lyrics:

So brave and so courageous
They call him Tampon Tim
He put tampons in the boys' restroom
They call him Tampon Tim

Kamala-wala-wala-wala-wala-wala Walz
He talks a lot, but he's lacking balls
He's the VP pick of the childish cat lady
Weird wacky wacko and his past is shady

Full of joy and laughter
They call him Tampon Tim
Is he a grifter or a grafter?
They call him Tampon Tim


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