Some things I just can't throw away
I know it's weird - What can I say?
Those cardboard things in a toilet paper roll
Tape 'em end to end and you got a pole

What can you do with used toilet paper rolls?
The list is endless and quite diverse
What can you do with used toilet paper rolls?
Put the paper on again in reverse

They work real well as bowling pins
Just three more and I'll have ten
Stack 'em up again and again
Or arrange them in a circle like Stonehenge