Hiking down a nature trail
Hopefully my hiking boots do not fail
A bushy little bush and a big tall tree
Happy to pose in a picture with me

I forgot my compass
I forgot my map
And this GPS isn't worth crap!
The satellites are hiding
The batteries are low
And if someone stole the signs
Then I won't know where to go!

Hiking down a nature trail
This nutrition bar is just a little stale
As I hike along without a care
I keep my pepper spray ready
   in case I see a bear!