Vlog in a hat or vlog in the nude
Either way try to be slightly rude
Vlog while you have a mouth full of food
But it's hard not to conclude

It's not that easy
In fact it's kind of hard
It's time you realize
Vlogging's hard - oh so hard!

Call it a vlog or call it a chat
Vlog on the floor or vlog with a bat
Vlog about this or vlog about that
But don't forget the cat!