Wieners can be lots of fun
For good times they are next to none
A dancing wiener is a funny treat
For hours of fun they can't be beat

Trump is doin' the Wiener Dance
Obama is doin' the Wiener Dance
Pelosi is doin' the Wiener Dance
Yo mama is doin' the Wiener Dance

Wieners dangle, wieners fly
And wieners can poke you in the eye
Dancing wieners don't need no pants
It's time to make the wiener dance!