I'll eat a few donuts and maybe some pies
You'd better watch your back or I'll steal your fries
Ten bags of chips and a dozen hot dogs
I'm workin' real hard to be as fat as a hog

I'll eat a whole chicken or a quart of ice cream
I'm the fattest blubber trucka you've ever seen
You'll always see me eatin' I'm a bottomless pit
I'm fat and disgusting and I don't care a bit

Ain't noboby gonna tell me what to eat!

I've got the appetite of a walrus
And the brains of a flea
And if I had the arms of an octopus
I could stuff a ton more food inside of me!