Humans are meant to stay on the dry land
Humans are meant not to get wet
It's just not right to swim like a dolphin
Or bob in the water like some washed up reject

There are fish that swim in the ocean
There are fish that swim in the lake
There are fish that swim in the river
But humans aren't fish, make no mistake

Humans aren't meant to swim in the water
Or get wet and wild like a stupid little otter
Humans aren't fish or amphibious creatures
We don't have fins or gills or aquatic features