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Fred's Mom is Fat!
Lyrics:

Fred's mom is so awfully big
She's often called a freaking pig
If she were to get much fatter
It would not be a laughing matter

They tell jokes about her all day long
Some are gross and some just wrong
Some are cruel and some are dumb
I bet she weighs a mega-ton

Fred's mom is fat!
But its much worse than that!

We should not be so quick to diss her
But one day Fred began to miss her
He thought he saw her in the sky
When the Goodyear blimp flew by



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