Well little Jimmy spanked Sally's ass
And ever since then his ass has been grass
The local prosecutor says that he's the lawn mower
And Jimmy feels bad cuz he didn't really know her

I can't help but wonder
What stupid spell we're under

Common sense is in revision
And we're all in need of supervision
Cuz like little Jimmy, we've all been bad
And we oughta regret any fun we've had

I can't help but wonder
What stupid spell we're under

(bleating of the sheeple...)

This song is a musical commentary regarding the following news story:

Digg Link to News Story

Actually some of the comments on Digg are pretty funny. It's amazing how stupid law enforcement can get and this story has STUPID written all over it!