He has a strange addiction to facial hair
And he speaks a little Russian, but no one cares
He plays weird characters and some are funny
But when he takes a crap things get a little runny!

Super Ed 86     (repeat several times)
If you visit his house stay away from the bread!

If he doesn't watch out he'll make Arnie mad
And his nipples are sagging at least a tad
He snorts talcum powder like it was cocaine
And he's got bad taste and he might be insane